Just thought I'd give y'all a glimpse into the minds of 2 Star Wars geeks, namely Hunter and myself.
OutlawStar27705: man...you ever notice that the Rebel Alliance will promote fuckin anybody to general? Luke, Han, Lando...
Rocker HJ: yeah what the fuck?
Rocker HJ: OH SHIT you blew something up
Rocker HJ: now you're a general
OutlawStar27705: "Hey! Haven't seen you around here before...wanna be a General?"
Rocker HJ: cuz the last one got killed
Rocker HJ: I know
Rocker HJ: and have noticed
OutlawStar27705: seriously...wht the fuck did Lando do to become a General? his only marketable skill is that he can pilot the Falcon.
Rocker HJ: they have the worst tactics
Rocker HJ: but always win?
OutlawStar27705: and he's a token black character
Rocker HJ: ...affirmative action
Rocker HJ: lol
OutlawStar27705: he probably cheated at cards and won his rank from some general
OutlawStar27705: i found this free battle of endor game online...it's pretty hot, but i lost last time i played cuz lando got killed when we were finally about to attack the death star. black men can't fly spaceships.
Rocker HJ: yeaH
Rocker HJ: OF COURSE
OutlawStar27705: he also can't say han's name right
Rocker HJ: they can only do three things well
Rocker HJ: run, shoot and steal. and thats why they're all good at bball
OutlawStar27705: lol
Rocker HJ: he says
Rocker HJ: "h-aun"
Rocker HJ: its han as in hand
OutlawStar27705: what? no! you have it backwards. it's supposed to be "Haun" and he says it like hand
OutlawStar27705: anyways
OutlawStar27705: BF2 and Episode 3 tomorrow.
OutlawStar27705: i'ma have to go with the dvd since i lack an xbox right now
Rocker HJ: lol
OutlawStar27705: seriously dude...if myxbox was here i'd totally stand at target for an hour, episode 3 in one hand, BF2 in the other, and debate. finally i'd have to settle it with a coin toss, and then explain to the loser that it wasn;t them, it was me. especially the part of me that doesn't want to spend $70 in one day.
Rocker HJ: LOL
Rocker HJ: yeah
Rocker HJ: I'd be hard pressed to choose
Rocker HJ: but in the end
Rocker HJ: it'd proably be
Rocker HJ: BF2
Rocker HJ: watching battles in one thing
Rocker HJ: but fragging rebel scum is something entirely differnt
OutlawStar27705: see...i think i'd have to take episode 3 anyways...it has the 2 level demo, and my bday is in 3 weeks.
Rocker HJ: I duno
OutlawStar27705: lol
Rocker HJ: like I said
Rocker HJ: torching jar jar and friends
Rocker HJ: is more fun to me then watching the movie
Rocker HJ: even if its the most baller movie ever
OutlawStar27705: it's a truly hard choice...especially now that you can play as a fuckin JEDI!
Rocker HJ: how is that gonna work in multi?!?!?
OutlawStar27705: well...jedi aren't gonna be impossible to kill in this one...i managed to kill dooku and luke a few times with nades in BF1... and it'll probably have to do with which side ur on, what level it is, and how much xp you haveor something.
OutlawStar27705: like jedi temple: 1 side is all jedi, the other is all clones except for anakin, who is the highest ranking.
Rocker HJ: you get xp now?
OutlawStar27705: hell if i know i'm just guessing
Rocker HJ: maybe
Rocker HJ: they wont even be in the multi game
Rocker HJ: which I strongly suspect
OutlawStar27705: i hope that isn't the case but that could be it.
OutlawStar27705: haha one of the new units has a special ability called morale boost.
OutlawStar27705: it's the imperial officer
Rocker HJ: lol well
Rocker HJ: they need that in general
Rocker HJ: imperial moral boost is
Rocker HJ: kill him and you get the good gruel tonight
Rocker HJ: lol
OutlawStar27705: lol
Rocker HJ: *morale
OutlawStar27705: stormtrooper on leave-woman in bar: so handsome what's ur name? storm: my name is TK17765.
Rocker HJ: LOL
Rocker HJ: damn clones
OutlawStar27705: must be fuckin impossible for them to get laid
Rocker HJ: yeah
Rocker HJ: and when they get in bed
Rocker HJ: "arint you a lil small to be a storm trooper?!?"
Rocker HJ: HAHA
OutlawStar27705: LOL
OutlawStar27705: gee...you look awfuly familiar...
Rocker HJ: lol
Rocker HJ: oh that was tk76758
Rocker HJ: yea that would suck
OutlawStar27705: dude know what shirt i want? the one from Hot Topic that says "execute order 66"
OutlawStar27705: lol
Rocker HJ: nice
Rocker HJ: kill all jedi
OutlawStar27705: exactly man...i was tempted to buy clone wars edition Risk, but i decided to get original instead.
Rocker HJ: nice